In the year 2007, a brilliant scientist lost some of his most important data as a result of theantics of a certain monkey. This data was lost out in the sky and beyond.
The only solution he could see was to send this monkey into orbit with a data collection mechanismto reclaim his precious information. But how to propel a monkey into space ?
He decided that his only solution was to fill the monkey with enough douche water that the pressure would send him soaring into the heavens. He would become the first Douchemonkey Astronaut.

CONTROLS:

Move mouse up and down to pump. Use mouse to avoid objects after liftoff. Read-in game instructions for more information.